Please Do Not Bend

My most recent book, entitled Please Do Not Bend. I've unleashed the nerd inside of me (it gets out more often than I'd like to admit) for this one. I was reading some medical literature and looking at pictures of weird medical anomalies when I was struck with a (self-proclaimed) stroke of genius: why not make a book of my own medical problems? All those years of tests and doctor visits were really just preparation for this book. Oh god, I'm so dedicated to my art! So, two days, several paper cuts, and countless hours comparing my brain to those of some of the most messed up people to have ever lived later, I'm finally ready to show the world the inside of my head!